Quickie Quotes.

--"Men are obsessed with cleavage, women are obsessed with shoes. Everytime these things are presented to us, we have to look. We cannot not look. "– Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
--"I just realized. Maybe it’s maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel? She’s very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house, and these brats come along and start eating it." – Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City
--"Are you...comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree." - House M.D.