January 31, 2010

Top Secret.

Hide your precious jewels.

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Kelis shocks.

And not in a good way!
Desperate for attention? I guess so! If we take each piece in her outfit separately, we can obviously state that it's ridiculous, so how could she put them all together? That long silver braid,with those golden spikes, and that shimmery, skin-tight bodysuit( her crotch needs some air, it's obviously struggling in there), matched with those very popular McQueen's, I wonder how she could walk in those. Oh, and that tailcoat? Come on!
As for her face, what's there to say? She's got an earring that goes from her left ear to her nose ring to her right ear. How cool is that? And those feathers under her eyes? Birdie, go home!
So, Rapunzel meets Statue of Liberty meets Gaga meets African Culture meets Swallow meets DISASTER.

January 30, 2010

Have a laugh.

Got a sweet tooth?

"These high fashion lollipops were designed by artist Massimo Gammacurta and several powerhouse brands like Yves Saint Laurent, Chanel and Louis Vuitton to be passed out at runway shows. How sweet is that?!"

Gucci->juicy pomegranate; YSL- caramel.
Chanel->Luscious Lilac

LV->Watermelon Slice.

Creepishly liking these.

Teeth, razors and queer potions.

Lovin' it!

KENZO S/S 2010.
This collection is among the few ones in which I absolutely love more than half of the pieces. If it hadn't been for the camouflaged ones, Kenzo would have been my all-time favorite. Anyways, I f*cking love it! For the colours they used, the textures and the prints and the fact that I can practically see myself in all the pieces. I think they secretly made this collection for me. And I would have been sure if it hadn't been for that, ugh, damned camouflage!

January 28, 2010

It's all about the LBD!

"As part of the CFDA's (Council of Fashion Designers of America) partnership with Mattel's Barbie, designers have customized a Barbie Basic doll -- who dons a little black dress -- with shoes, bags, jewelry and more in their trademark styles.

The participating designers include Albertus Swanepoel, Alexis Bittar, Betsey Johnson, Deborah Lloyd of Kate Spade, Devi Kroell, Isaac Mizrahi, Justin Giunta of Subversive Jewelry, Lorraine Schwartz, Monica Botkier, Philip Crangi, Rachel Roy and Tory Burch.

These special edition Barbies will be auctioned off on eBay starting this Thursday, through Feb. 7, with an opening bid of $100.

The entire net proceeds from the sale of these dolls will benefit CFDA's educational initiatives and scholarship program."

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."--Imelda Marcos

Invest in a good pair of shoes.

---Christian Louboutin.



--Roger Vivier. "The Fabergé of Footwear."€343

--Jimmy Choo.

all prices: €525, €365, €365

--Manolo Blahnik.


--Azzedine Alaïa.