Oh, fuck me, I love Keats.

Season of mist...
and...
mellow fruitlessness.
Oh,fuck me, I love Keats.
Have you heard this one?
"There was a young woman from Ealing...who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back and opened her crack...and pissed all over the ceiling."
           [Bang] Oh, bollocks.

--fave scene in Bridget Jones. love it.